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The Video Obama Doesn’t Want You To See Or Hear



Bill Ayers, is more devastating to the Democrats winning the Presidency than anything Reverend Jeremiah Wright ever said. If you want any indication of this fact, Barack Obama has called upon the department of Justice to silence all attack advertisements relating to his association with William Ayers.

Our country was founded to prevent this form of speech suppression, but Obama’s willingness to use such tactics is an admission that Bill Ayers could destroy his campaign.

Barack Obama, instead of denouncing Ayers said that Ayers committed the acts when he was eight-years-old. That is the most intellectually dishonest argument of the last 50 years. If someone who was eight-years-old today grows up to befriend an older member of Al Qaeda, is that not a relevant reason to disqualify that person from being the President of the United States? Let me say without hesitation that William Ayers should have been executed for treason years ago.

The fact of the matter is the Bill Ayers said after 9/11 that he wished he had done more bombings. He openly hates America, and Barack Obama launched his political career out of Bill Ayer’s home. See this video if you think you want a guy like Ayers anywhere near the White House. [ Hat tip: copiousdissent]

What does this say about Obama’s judgment regarding the company he keeps? Do we want someone in the White House who is comfortable calling a known bomber, anarchist and left wing violent radical, his friend and now wants the information on his background relationships with Ayers suppressed in the media? Are we to believe that he doesn’t have a hidden agenda? One which sympathies with the most his left wing philosophies which in fact sponsored his rise to political power. How do you take the chance on a guy like this to be the Commander-in-Chief?

Moderate Democrat Obama supporters don’t put your heads in the sand - open your eyes. You are being used !! The more radical left will remain hopless regardless of what facts are put in front of them. After all they believe Bush bombed the trade center as a excuse to go to war with Iraq for oil. Are you in alignment with that neandethal thinking?? Spend a minute and watch this video, then think again if its worth it just to see the first black president in the White House. I would like that first Black President to be worth of the office not a Madison Ave slick con job with dubious left wing radical leanings.

The media in our nation has done a GREAT DISSERVICE by not properly researching Barack Obama’s background and past associations prior to the Iowa Caucus and primaries. Instead they glossed over all of it because they wanted to protect him so they great Cinderella story could be covered. America, you have been sold down the river by your own unwitting news media and main stream “journalists”. In the end ironically, the media’s reluctance to do their due diligence may cost the DNC the election once the general public begins to see, hear and evaluate Obama’s past relationships when the story is forced into the MSM. And it surely will be.

How can anyone in their right mind cast a vote for someone with these past associations unless they are either aligned with those philosophies, or just downright brainwashed by the “historic moment”. I don’t know which of the two choices is more dismal for the future of this country.




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Obama Goes Greek



Apparently its now widely known that Barack Obama has decided to give his acceptance speech in front of a back drop of an ancient Greek Temple. The inevitable photo-shoped snipes have emerged. Here is a rendition courtesy of the Political Inquirer that we feel is exceptionally done and worth sharing. He does look omniscient from high atop Mt. Olympus doesn’t he? Sure a satirical photoshop, but it point to Obama’s elitism and certainly is a statement on his overly inflated ego comparing himself to the ancient Greeks! (The disrespected Hillary can attest to that elitist ego given his decision to select Biden of all people over the former first lady!)

Do you believe the DNC convention has helped him overcome his, and his wife Michelle’s elitist persona? Do you think Clinton supporters no longer see him as a smug over righteous and over bearing silver tongued bullshit artist?

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DNC Special: Working Mom $24M in Debt



The REAL PEOPLE will be more than amply represented this 2nd evening of the DNC convention. Afterall the Huxtables (aka the Obamas) showed how they were real people on day one. We are expected to hear more about the REAL people this evening when one very special “real” person makes her plea to the masses on the convention floor…

(DENVER) — The Democrat National Convention speaker line up will feature a number of “real people” talking about the pain of living in these tough economic times, including an Indiana railroader, a Michigan truck driver, and an ordinary working mother from New York who’s saddled with $24 million in campaign debt.

The woman, who spent that money in an effort to get a better job, saw her hopes and dreams crushed because of sex discrimination in the Democrat party during the Bush administration.

Her husband has no regular paycheck and must often travel hundreds of miles to find work, so the high price of fuel has cut deeply into their monthly budget.

While she has tried to “pull herself up by her own bootstraps” by asking supporters of presidential nominee Barack Obama to pay off her debt, near-recession conditions have kept them from being able to help.

A spokesman for the DNC said, “This story will help TV viewers to see the brutal impact of eight years with a Republican in the White House. Lots of woman will identify with her plight. After all, she’s not the first lady to feel the pain of George Bush’s repressive regime.” — as reported by satirist Scott Ott / ScrappleFace

Thanks to Scott Ott for the intriguing insight. Once again proving that some satirists have a sharper pen then any of the so called pundits and “political analyists” in the drive by media.




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Photos from the Opening Ceremonies of the Denver Olympic Games



Photos that the DNC don’t want you to see…

A wake up call to all the moderates out there. Don’t expect CNN or MSNBC coverage of these events tonight unless something really serious happens. The DNC would prefer they hide this part of their base from the American undecided voter…




(All the photos are courtesy of El Marco)




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Barack, Hillary, Bill, and John Edwards Come Together - Video



Barack, Hillary, Bill and John have all come together to reflect on the events of this past summer. Here they all are “on the same page” so to speak. (Joe Biden was no where to be found. Could be he is off somewhere trying to figure out how to spin his voting in favor of the War in Iraq, the Surge and his open support of John McCain on the Senate floor last year.)

We are sure you will enjoy their political insights as they all prepare for battle with John McCain and ??

— hat tip to the Denver Post and Cagle
We assembled these clips for your viewing pleasure. If you enjoyed them please let us know by rating or leaving a comment. If you hated them, well then feel free to give the Denver Post a piece of your mind…




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The National Black Republican Association Exposing Obama’s Blind Spots



The following is an article excerpt from The National Black Republican Association we thought was worth resurrecting from our archives regarding Barack Obama and some little known facts that most Americans are unaware of. Whether you are black or white, brown or yellow, liberal or conservative, it is worth reading this and the original article carefully if you intend to vote for Barack Obama.

By Frances Rice / National Black Republican Association:

….Notably, in his speech, (earlier this year) Obama mentioned the slavery history of the family of his wife, Michelle. He failed to say one word about the unsavory slave-owning past of his own white relatives. Historical records uncovered by researchers and posted on the Internet at: http://www.freedomsenemies.com/_more/obama.htmshow that Obama’s maternal forbearers were slaveholders. In fact, one of Obama’s ancestors, George Washington Overall, owned two slaves as is recorded in the Nelson County, Kentucky 1850 Census. The same records show that another one of Obama’s ancestors, Mary Duvall, also owned two slaves. All of Obama’s slave-owning forbearers were Democrats.

Obama, following in the footsteps of his white ancestors, is also part of the Democratic Party that: (1) fought to keep blacks in slavery; (2) started the Ku Klux Klan to lynch and terrorize Republicans—black and white; (3) passed the discriminatory Black Codes and Jim Crow laws; (4) fought every piece of civil rights legislation from the 1860’s to the 1960’s; and (5) attacked Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and other civil rights protesters with skin-burning fire hoses and vicious dogs.

Another little known fact:

While hiding the racist past of the Democratic Party, Obama refuses to give credit to the Republican Party that: (1) started in 1854 as the anti-slavery party and fought to free blacks from slavery; (2) amended the Constitution to grant blacks freedom, citizenship and the right to vote; (3) started the NAACP to stop the Democrats from lynching blacks; (4) passed the civil rights laws of the 1860’s that were overturned by the Democrats when they took over Congress in 1892; (5) founded the HBCUs; (6) started affirmative action enforcement in 1969 to help blacks get jobs and contracts based on merit; and (7) fought the Democrats for over six decades until Republicans finally achieved passage of the civil rights laws of the 1950’s and 1960’s under the leadership of Republican Senator Everett Dirksen of Illinois.

It defies logic for Democrats to claim that, after Republicans spent over 100 years fighting the Democrats on behalf of blacks and finally won, all the racist Democrats suddenly rushed into the Republican Party. In fact, those racist Democrats declared that they would rather vote for a “yellow dog” than a Republican because the Republican Party was known as the party for blacks. Facts about the racist past of the Democratic Party can be found in such books as A Short History of Reconstruction by Dr. Eric Foner, Unfounded Loyalty by Rev. Wayne Perryman, Bamboozled by Angela McGlowan, and Wrong on Race by Bruce Bartlett.

READ THE ENTIRE ARTICLE HERE:

The National Black Republican Association Exposes Obama’s Blind Spots .

Or visit the NBRA site here and learn more about how conservative black voters feel about Barack Obama: http://www.nbra.info/




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OPEC: Will Cut Production To Increase Oil Prices



Just in case there is any doubt that OPEC is still alive and well maintaining its control over oil production, just take a minute and read the following carefully:

MarketWatch
Last update: 3:09 p.m. EDT Aug. 16, 2008

An Iranian official in the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) said Saturday that the producers group is considering leaving oil production levels unchanged or perhaps even trimming them to shore up lagging prices and defend market share.
“The market is oversupplied by at least 1 million barrels a day. If OPEC would like to remove this additional oil out of the market, then OPEC has to cut some production,” OPEC governor Mohammad Ali Khatibi told Dow Jones in a telephone interview.
“There will be maybe two options. One option is maintaining the level of production. It means OPEC will roll over the production. The other option will be some decrease in production,” he added.
The topic will lead OPEC’s agenda when representatives of the group’s 13 member nations gather Sept. 9 in Vienna to discuss production policy.
Oil prices peaked in early July at over $145 a barrel. They have since fallen 22% as the high prices carved deeply into demand, especially in the transport sector. The September crude oil futures contract closed Friday at $113.77 a barrel on the New York Mercantile Exchange, a fresh three-month low. See Futures Movers.
Khatibi’s comments come just a day after OPEC said higher prices and weak economic conditions in most industrialized nations are slowing global oil demand.
“Summer strong oil demand growth in China, Middle East and Asia has not been enough to offset the huge decline in OECD oil demand in the second quarter,” the producers group said Friday in its monthly oil report.
The group’s latest estimate trims 2008 demand growth by 30,000 barrels per day — its fifth consecutive month of downward revisions. The group now estimates global oil demand this year will average 86.9 million bpd. It sees demand inching up to 87.8 million bpd next year.

At the same time, the revised forecast sees oil demand from OPEC’s members slipping to 32.1 million bpd, or 100,000 bpd less than in 2007. The 2009 forecast extends the trend, with demand for OPEC oil easing to an average of 31.3 million bpd. The drop is the result of slowing demand growth and oil coming into the market from newly developed fields in non-OPEC nations.
OPEC claims it has bumped up output to help calm the volatile oil market, pumping 32.64 million bpd in July, or 780,000 bpd more than in April. The group’s monthly report also said OPEC is now producing “well above the demand for its crude.” MarketWatch

The U.S. House and Senate Democrats better start working with the Republicans (who have been working through the recess) and pass that vote to open up our current oil fields and shale deposits to start seeking energy independence from OPEC. OPEC says the world does not need the amount of oil they are producing so they will cut back. Dems don’t you get it? You cannot control the price of oil by simply not using it. Oil used as a basic starting material for virtually everything we consume not just gasoline! The reduced demand just means OPEC will produce LESS to keep the oil price where ever they want it. Too high and they drive the world into recession/ depression. They don’t want that either because consumption will drop. Too low and their profits drop — so they cut back. The point is the WANT CONTROL. That’s their bargaining chip. This maintains their global political control since by shutting off oil flow they can in effect successfully hold the world hostage as world ecomomies fall into recession or worse. Russia has now joined as a major oil producer. They look at us as fools for not developing our energy sources right here at home !! They WILL take advantage of our stupidity.

Pelosi, Obama, Reid and the other back peddlers are just now waking up to these economic facts. Yes, the back-peddling has begun to get themselves closer to the Republican position on oil drilling. Voters need to make their voices heard in November and boot the naive morons and political opportunists out of Congress in November on both sides of the aisle and vote for leaders who will get America to start seriously using our technology to make energy recovery within our country environmentally safe and efficient. They need to do this instead of telling us to check our tire pressure or simply conserve and sacrifice pandering to their far left base.

There is plenty of U.S. recoverable oil to last well into the next millennium and we can make its use more efficient through technology over time. Why should I believe this? America can put a man on the moon, unleashed the energy stored in matter both confined and unconfined, so there should be no doubt that we have the scientific capabilities to achieve this. At least use the current state of the art drilling techniques and recovery technology being used in other countries to help make us less reliant on oil from countries that hate us. We should do this while we develop the other new petroleum sources like shale oil recovery. In fact just recovering oil from wells that we have already drilled with these modern new technologies would be a big start in the right direction!!  Just get these self serving politicians out of the way and stop handcuffing our right to become energy independent. It may just become a matter of national security sooner rather than later.

Then there is this excerpt from the Washington Post to consider:

Here’s a dispatch from the Aug. 13 edition of the Financial Times: “OPEC pushed its oil production to the highest level in its 48-year history last month, even as demand was slipping in the United States and Europe, the International Energy Agency (IEA) said yesterday.”

That dramatic increase in OPEC oil production, adding about 300,000 barrels daily to the world market — an estimated 200,000 barrels a day less than what industry experts think OPEC can produce — has helped to reduce the per-barrel price of oil by 24 percent over the past month, bringing it down to about $115 a barrel from a July high of $147.27.

Gasoline pump prices have fallen in turn, dropping below $4 a gallon for regular unleaded for the first time this summer. Oil industry experts are predicting that those prices will fall to at least $3.65 a gallon by summer’s end.

The financial markets and consumers are all giddy over that news, like junkies who have just been given a free fix. They need to get control of themselves. They are being suckered, snookered worse than a pitiful street-corner addict.

OPEC is engaging in addiction marketing. It is doing now what it has done before whenever its biggest customers start getting serious about reform. It has increased production, lowered the price and made its drug of choice more accessible — all in a bid to keep its high-paying customers hooked.

OPEC knows what the drug dealers know: Addiction is so much more attractive than the hard and often painful work of cleaning up one’s act. Affordable addiction is even more attractive. It dulls the senses and corrupts the will to change, to travel a different and ultimately more nationally secure route.

The questions are: Will we fall for OPEC’s latest fix? Will we abandon the path toward energy conservation and a more energy-secure nation? Will we sell our nation and our souls for another OPEC high?

Should the U.S. expand its own oil recovery efforts at sea and/or open up ANWAR and slate oil fields to new oil recovery technologies ASAP? If so, which do your support?



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Sen. Hillary Clinton Seeks Democratic Nomination - Again



Sounds like the Clintons will try their best to hijack the Denver Convention. We wish them well. It’s been almost 40 years since we have all seen a good convention demonstration.

All ye 50+ year old hippies who missed the last big one ( the Democrat National Convention in Chicago 1968 ) here’s your chance to make up for it in Denver in 2008! Come re-live your youth and bring back some of those good old “fighting in the streets” and “power to the people” memories.

The Clintons are not giving up just yet:

As Democrats near the Aug. 25 start date of their party convention, Sen. Hillary Clinton acknowledged in her chat that “excitement and curiosity is certainly starting to build” but that “no decisions have been made yet.” (regarding a roll count vote on the Convention floor.)

Clinton said, “I will make sure that we keep you up to date and involved with all of the convention activity.”

Flying from Minneapolis to Chicago, Obama described working with Clinton’s staff as “seamless”.

Asked whether or not entering Clinton’s name into nomination would heal party rifts, Obama said, “I don’t think we’re looking for catharsis. I think what we’re looking for is energy and excitement about the prospects of changing this country.”

Obama provided no further detail on Clinton’s convention activities, stating only that “it is getting worked out by our staffs” and stressing their shared enthusiasm “for a unified party”.

A Convention Nomination?

Asked whether or not her name would be placed into nomination at the convention, Clinton did not rule out the possibility and said, “Senator Obama and I share the goal of ensuring that the voices of everyone who participated in this historic process are respected.”

Clinton’s Thursday Web chat follows remarks she made to a gathering of supporters last week during which the New York senator said she’s looking for a “strategy” for her delegates to have their voices heard and “respected” at the Democratic National Convention. — ABC News

There is no love lost between Hillary, Bill and Obama. Especially bitter is Bill Clinton who is reported as still fuming about Obama’s claims that he was playing a race card during the campaign. Also rumored is that a special holding area has been set up outside of Denver for the possible arrests of demonstrators in the event the scene downtown gets ugly. The DNC will do everything it can to prevent creating such a negative media event just weeks before the election.  ( Sounds a bit like protesting in downtown Beijing doesn’t it? )




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Rebuke of a President, in the Boom of Artillery - NYTimes.com



Rebuke of a President, in the Boom of Artillery - NYTimes.com

GORI, Georgia — All but under the thumb of the Russian Army, this city might seem an unlikely place for a news conference by the Georgian president, Mikheil Saakashvili, the New York lawyer who became one of the youngest presidents in the world when he was elected here in 2004 at the age of 36.




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The Anointed One Ventures Forth in the Second Coming



One of our readers, Megitt33, was kind enough to share what may be the top satire of the week. And so we share it with you. Gerard Baker blesses us with his satirical reporting in the following liturgical report. A little long but worth the read from a very talented satirist:

From the Times of London:

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organization with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?” In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.

And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth - for the first time - to bring the light unto all the world. He traveled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kush, where the Taleban had harbored the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world. And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the threat of terror was no more.

From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it. And lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of Armour that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the Child’s very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the forces of the light. And the Persians, who saw all this and were greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy plowshares.

From there the Child went up to the city of Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an ass. The crowds of network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet. In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace.

As word spread throughout the land about the Child’s wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites. And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child’s journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.

The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.
And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again. Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel, vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at length. But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours they had waited for him. And so the Child told his disciples to fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets.

Thence he traveled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with the Child, but he was tempted not.

On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One. And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.” — as reported by satirist Gerard Baker / The Times of London

Graphics added by– ZZ N&S

Regardless of your political persuasion you have to admit Gerard Baker has done a damn good job capturing the essence of the Obama persona as seen through the eyes of the currently obsessed and infatuated main stream media. It fits in a strage sort of way since the prevailing rumor is that Obama will let the world know whom he has chosen as his VP running mate by text messaging his followers from his current seclusion high atop Mt. Mauna Loa where he meditates and awaits further instructions from a higher authority.

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