Democratic Convention Schedule Highlights
6:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
6:30 PM – Antiwar Concert by Barbara Streisand
7:00 PM – Tribute to France
8:30 PM – Terrorist Appeasement Workshop
9:20 PM – Gay Marriage Ceremony
10:20 PM – Howard Dean Screamfest “Yeeearrrrrrrg!”
10:50 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
11:30 PM – “Free Saddam” Pep Rally
Read more highlights, plus take a sneak peek at the Republican National Convention schedule.
“You know how much time the major networks are going to devote to convention coverage? Three hours. Three hours total. One hour a night for three nights to pick a president. That’s about one-tenth of the time we devote to finding an ‘American Idol.'” —Jay Leno
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