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The Halloween / Fall Contest at ZZ OpenWeb Has Now Begun !!

The High Score Flash Game contest over at the OpenWeb will run till Friday 11/4 00:00 GMT ( 7PM Thursday 11/3) See below for details or simply visit ZZ OpenWeb .

Have fun!




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Halloween Special Surprise at the ZZ Open Web !




!! FREE ARCADE CREDITS FOR NEW OPEN WEB MEMBERS ON HALLOWEEN DAY !!

  • We have added 10 new games this evening to get you ready for an even bigger surprise Halloween Night!!
  • All Existing Members of Record as of Monday 10/31 12PM GMT will receive 50 free ARCADE CREDITS!!
  • Then we will add an additional 100 Games, yes you heard right, 100 flash games that will be activated on Tuesday 11/1 at 00:00 GMT (Monday 10/31 7PM EDT). The Champion of each new game automatically receives an additional 50 Credits in real time. When anyone unseats the first champion they also will receive 50 Credits. We wanted to be fair and give you all some prior notice. OpenWeb staff members and moderators will NOT be playing and are not eligible.
  • To make it more interesting we have increased the TOP PRIZE and expanded the way members can win !!

    The prize schedule:

    COMBINED POINTS AND CREDITS CATAGORY:
    1 GRAND PRIZE WINNER: 300 Credits
    NEXT 2 WINNERS: 200 Arcade Credits

    INDIVIDUAL CATAGORY:
    NEXT 5 HIGHEST ARCADE CREDITS: 100
    NEXT 5 HIGHEST SITE POINTS: 100
    (This catagory excludes the TOP 3 to give the new members an edge to win in this catagory)

    Have fun !! Final scores will be taken at 11/4 0000 GMT ( 7PM Eastern Time Thursday 11/3)

  • Add your Blog to the OpenWeb Links Directory and don’t forget to Announce Your Blog to over 3000+ visitors a week at our OpenWeb Forum and expand your site traffic!




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    Batteries Not Included





    Read the fine print at the bottom of the gift’s packaging. Ya gotta love C&F :)




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    UN Debates Meaning of ‘Wipe’ Israel from Map




    (2005-10-27) — The United Nations Security Council today took up discussion on what Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad might have meant when he called for Israel to be ‘wiped out from the map’.

    Secretary General Kofi Annan said Iran, as a member of the U.N., must be given the benefit of the doubt that the phrase was intended to encourage peaceful diplomacy.

    ”Wiped’ is a word that can denote cleanliness,’ said Mr. Annan. ‘The Iranian president may have simply meant that the map should be cleaned so Israel’s legitmate borders are easier to see.’

    Mr. Ahmadinejad’s remarks came during the month-long ‘World without Zionism’ celebration, and echoed the Ayatollah Khomeini’s previous comments about map hygiene.

    In related news, the U.S. House today begins debate on creation of a month-long holiday called ‘World Without Islam-o-fascism,’

    President George Bush said he looks forward to celebrating the new holiday with a ceremonial ‘wiping of the map.’” — Scott Ott / ScrappleFace

    We thought Scott’s recent remarks regarding the cleanliness of the MiddleEastern geo-political map would resonate well with the Cox & Forkum satirical statement below.




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    Ahmadinejad’s Final Solution – A World Without Israel




    Iran was hit by a barrage of Western condemnation after its hardline president, Ahamadinejad, called for Israel to be “wiped off the map”, but the clerical regime struck back with yet more verbal attacks against the Jewish state. Iran unrepentant for it’s remarks. As we said — this powderkeg has only a matter of time before exploding.




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    Harriet "Quag" Miers Withdraws




    Controversial U.S. Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers has withdrawn her nomination after weeks of criticism over her qualifications for the role.

    Miers said in a statement her nomination “would create a burden for the White House and our staff that is not in the best interest of the country.”

    President George W. Bush has “reluctantly” accepted her letter of withdrawal, White House officials said.

    Miers, who most recently served as Bush’s White House counsel, was nominated less than a month ago to replace retiring Justice Sandra Day O’Connor. More…

    We hate to say I told you so, but we predicted this event the first week after her nomination.

    Prepare for a major battle in the Senate and the unleashing of the “Nuclear Option” by Republicans during the upcoming confirmation process of the next nominee. He/She won’t be a light weight either! We’ll have to change our Survey!! The No’s have it!- zzb




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    Iraq Constitution Approval Another Setback for Bush




    Iraq Constitution Approval Another Setback for Bush
    by Scott Ott

    (2005-10-25) — In yet another setback for the Bush administration, Iraqi electoral officials announced today that voters have approved the new Iraqi Constitution by a margin of 78-to-21 percent.

    This new bit of bad news will likely drive President George Bush’s popularity ratings into the single digits, according to an unnamed expert from a non-partisan, progressive political think-tank.

    “The Bush foreign policy continues to be fatally-wounded by clarity of purpose, dogged persistence and a pathetic failure to capitulate in the face of opposition,” the source said. “At a time when a real leader would be paralyzed with self-doubt over the meaningless deaths of 2,000 American troops, Bush continues to act as if freeing 25 million Iraqis from decades of oppression, torture and death is somehow worth the price paid by those who volunteered to fight.”

    “It’s sad to watch our international credibility crumble like this,” the anonymous policy expert said. “In 2008, I’m afraid you’re going to see voters leaving the Republican party in droves, desperate to find a leader who provides a stronger sense of nuance and ambiguity.” — Scott Ott /ScrappleFace

    This satirical piece is sure to spark some controversy. What’s your opinon? Is it leadership or a sense of divine inspiration mixed with a dose of Texan stubborness that drives the President?




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    Iranian Leader: "Wipe Israel off the Map"




    (London)”The UK Foreign Office is to summon a senior Iranian diplomat to protest against his president’s comments about destroying Israel.

    Hardliner Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has called for the Jewish state to be ‘wiped off the map’.

    The Foreign Office will call in Iran’s London chargĂ© d’affaires on Thursday. It said the comments were ‘deeply disturbing and sickening’.

    The remarks have heightened concerns over Iran’s nuclear intentions.” More…

    Iran will be the next major explosion in the Middle East. Iraq and Afghanistan may turn out to be of tremendous strategic importance in order to contain Iran and it’s subversive terrorist intent in the region. They are the real future threat in the Middle East. Make no mistake about it. – zzb




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