[Hat Tip: Meggit]

January
– Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
– Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..”duh”…..bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!
March
– Got excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..box said “2-4 years!”
April
– Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!!
May
– Tried to make Kool-Aid…..8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
June
– Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July
– Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
– Got locked out of car in rain storm…..car swamped, because top was down.
September
– The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???
October
– Hate M &M’s…..they are so hard to peel.
November
– Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…..instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December
– Couldn’t call 911…..”duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the phone!!!

What a year!!