Michelle Malkin: CAPTION CONTEST: JESSICA ON THE HILL: “CAPTION CONTEST: JESSICA ON THE HILL
By Michelle Malkin · March 16, 2006 05:35 PM

AP caption via Yahoo!: Operation Smile International Youth Ambassador Jessica Simpson, center, listens to Rep. Trent Franks, R-Ariz., during an Operation Smile news conference on Capitol Hill, Thursday, March 16, 2006. Operation Smile has treated more than 98,000 children and young adults suffering with cleft lips, cleft palates and other facial deformities around the world. Simpson’s haridresser Ken Paves looks on at right. The singer was on hand to tell lawmakers of the charity’s work and to recount her own Operation Smile mission to help children in Nakuru, Kenya, in October 2005.(AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

Ok, I’ll start with the obvious:

‘Who am I? Why am I here? And who is he? And why is he here?'” — Michelle Milkin

Ok so like what would your captions be?? We will publish and trackback to Michelle Milkin’s site. Here is ours… “Congressman Franks, either take your hand off my butt or I will have to squirt you with that little flower on my chest to make everyone here smile again…. ” (P.S. is that a glare we detect from a pissed off boyfriend in backgound?)