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Laws..? We Don’t Need No Stinking Laws!



Illegal immigrants take to the streets on Monday, “Uno de Mayo”, in a “walk out” to demonstrate their value to American society and in support of their cutting in line for a quick amnesty. Cutting ahead of other law abiding would be American citizens from many nations who wait patiently on line to receive their green cards, respecting our laws in the process. Why should anyone here be surprised by this sense of instant entitlement? Illegal immigrants have learned well how to play the squeaky wheel fiddle while living here in the U.S. Not to mention their power seeking anti-American anti-U.S. government “leadership” who are positioning their “oppressed and maligned” as a voting block should they be granted immunity. They are even re-writting our National Anthem! That’s just good old fashioned American creativity!

Don’t be fooled by the rhetoric, illegal aliens do take away potential jobs from the LEGAL AMERICAN POOR in this country. The “non-indentured servitude” employers and the illegals both need to be held accountable for breaking the law, and at the very least get on line and apply for a green card behind those who are registered and respect the law. Without the rule of law, there IS NO SOCIETY.

Meanwhile, south of border, the nefarious Mexican legislature makes possession of Heroin, Cocaine and Marijuana legal at the individual level. Gee… we wonder how long it will be before Mexican illegals will take to the streets demanding equal protection under our U.S. law for their Mexican right to shoot up dope?? If this isn’t a sound reason for significantly increasing border patrol jobs (jobs that could go to those LEGAL poor folk we mentioned) while building a state of the art patrolled barrier between Mexico and the U.S., we don’t know what is! Crank up legal local militias, customs, law enforcement and position the National Guard and select military along the border to enforce both our drug laws and our immigration laws! If we can invade Iraq with our “projection of power”, we are certainly capable as a nation of protecting our own borders! Washington law-makers instead are much too busy trying to figure out how to capitalize on, and win the Latino vote, rather than funding and supporting the rule of law!

But then again… The songs of entitlement as usual echo in the background, as Senators and Congressmen sit around their legislative campfires immersed in the fragrance of their own flatulence. All the while the demonstrators chant:

“Laws? We don’t need no stinking laws!” – cr. Mel Brooks / Blazing Saddles



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Cops to Greet Alien Rallies with Civil Disobedience



(WASHINGTON)(2006-04-28) — As May 1st draws near and America prepares for the hardship and suffering of “A Day without Illegal Immigrants”, the Justice Department announced today plans to mark the protest movement with its own act of civil disobedience.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he’ll encourage federal, state and local law enforcement on Monday to respond to illegal immigration rallies by observing “A Day without Miranda Rights” followed by “A Month without Habeas Corpus” and “A Year without Bail.”” — Reported by Satirist Scott Ott

As “Uno de Mayo” approaches don’t expect to see any major confrontations. The leftist leadership of these rallies expect to fully drape themselves in the shroud of the 1st Amendment. Afterall… when in Rome, do as the Romans do… Rumor has it that on June 1st we may see the first Disposessed Insurgent Freedom Day where we welcome the former misled Iraqi insurgents ( errr… reformed freedom fighters) to the U.S. if in exchange they promise to sign up for a green card. Afterall… insurgents are people too!



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Iran says "Does not give a damn" about UN



(TEHRAN) Iran’s president said on Friday his country would pay no attention to international calls to halt its nuclear work, hours before the U.N. atomic watchdog reports on whether Tehran has met U.N. Security Council demands.

‘Those who want to prevent Iranians from obtaining their right, should know that we do not give a damn about such resolutions,’ Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told a rally in northwest Iran, the official IRNA news agency reported.” More…Any doubt now where this is headed??

President Bush, like his Vice President Dick Cheney, is not very good at hitting his target. The distance between Baghdad and Tehran is about 710 kilometers. Time to adjust for windage and try again…



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NYC Graffiti Law Violates Free Speech



If this don’t beat all. Talk about a sense of entitlement! How about arguing in court that artists are entitled to deface public buildings in the name of free speech? The court argument, violation of 1st Amendment free speech rights. Only in America! We suspect some of these very same folks who love their freedom of expression in the U.S. are also protesting the very government and authority figures who support doing whatever it takes to preserve those freedoms. I suggest these would be “artists” spend some time in Singapore and go prepared with copious amounts of skin salve to soothe the welts they will receive on their backs as they publish their “art” internationally.

(NEW YORK) - Seven young artists on Tuesday sued New York City over its strict anti-graffiti law, saying it violated their constitutional right to free speech.

The group, backed by fashion designer Mark Ecko, argued in federal court that the city went too far by banning people under 21 from possessing spray paint or broad-tipped markers.

Gabriel Taussig, a lawyer for New York City, said the law ’strikes a proper constitutional balance between the First Amendment rights (to free speech) and the need to control the long-standing plague of graffiti.’

The law took effect at the start of the year.

City Councilman Peter Vallone, who sponsored the law and has sparred with Ecko over the issue, accused the designer of hiding behind free speech rights to promote his video game and brand name.

The city says its aggressive police tactics, which combat even minor vandalism to send a message that no law-breaking will be tolerated, have helped dramatically lower crime.

Vallone wants to permanently erase the image of New York in the 1970s and 1980s, when graffiti, much of it obscene, covered subway cars and many buildings.” More…

While we agree some of it (<3%) is visually very creative (usually sanctioned commisioned work and authorized), the majority is property destruction and vandalism plain and simple. NYC has been much more appealing to the eyes these past few years without “un-authorized” graffiti. Another example of the entitlement culture out of control!



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Iran May Quit Nuclear Treaty



Any doubt the world will be at war with this raving lunatic in less than 2 years? If not sooner? Time is running out, the Security Council needs to act. (LOL)

(TEHRAN) “Iran’s president has hinted that his nation was considering withdrawing from the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty and predicted the UN Security Council would not impose sanctions on Tehran.

‘Those who speak about sanctions would be damaged more (than Iran),’ Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told a news conference on Monday.

‘But no particular event will happen, don’t worry.’

In wide-ranging remarks, Ahmadinejad maintained his opposition to Israel, calling it an artificial state that could not continue to exist.

Ahmadinejad said Iran would reconsider its compliance with NPT and membership of the International Atomic Energy Agency if they continued to be of no benefit to the country.

‘What has more than 30 years of membership in the agency given us?’ he asked.

The agency, a UN body, has accused Iran of failing to answer questions about its nuclear programme and reported the country to the Security Council for non-compliance” More (Al Jazeera)…



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What’s In a Name?



Seems like Tom Cruise is really off his rocker. The folks in Israel are not only scratching their heads on the name he gave his newborn but wondering what he will do next for some PR. Bad enough Maddona decided to become a “Jewish Mystic” but now Mr. Scientology?

(JERUSALEM) - Suri, the name chosen by Hollywood couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for their newborn daughter, is raising more than its share of interest in Israel.

It means ‘get out of here’ in the local language, Hebrew.

News of the naming puzzled even those Israelis who thought they had seen it all after pop diva Madonna turned the ancient Jewish mystical tradition Kabbalah into a faith for the famous.

‘I really don’t know what they were thinking when they chose this name. It’s a term that denotes expulsion, like ‘Get out of here’,’ said Gideon Goldenberg, a linguistics professor at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. ‘It’s pretty blunt.’

Yaron London, a cultural commentator for Israel’s Channel 10 television, had this rhetorical question for Suri’s proud parents: ‘Why didn’t you just go back to your ancestors’ language, and call the kid ‘Scram Cruise’?'” More…



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Terrorist Attacks in Eqypt



So once again we see the senseless loss of human life spawned by the sinister evil incarnate which roams silently amongst us to do harm to the innocent! The evil? Religious fanatics of all persuasions egged on by their “religious” leaders or more correctly their “not so religious leaders”.

CAIRO (Reuters) - Three explosions shook the Egyptian Sinai resort of Dahab on Monday and smoke could be seen rising from the town’s tourist bazaar, witnesses said.

Residents said they saw body parts and debris on the street after an explosion at a restaurant. Media reports spoke of at least 100 dead and injured.

‘There is smoke coming from the area and there are people running everywhere,’ said the witness, who did not want to be named. The explosions were heard about 7:15 p.m. local time (1315 EDT) on Monday, part of a five-day spring holiday in Egypt, the witness said.

A interior ministry official confirmed there had been explosions but said he had no further information. ‘There were explosions but the picture is still not clear,’ he said.

Body parts and debris were seen in the streets after an explosion in a tourist restaurant, other residents said. One visitor said cars and buses leaving the resort were being stopped by police.”



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