Democrats Say Senator Johnson‘s Brain is Working Fine



WASHINGTON, DC — Senate Democrats said that Senator Johnson’s brain is working just fine, and that he will be able to vote when he returns to the Senate chamber in January. “Don’t be misled by that flat line on the monitor,” Harry Read told a reporter. “It just means he’s sleeping. There’s plenty of brain function left in his head…

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