Kerry Mistaken For Mariah Carey



(2007-01-29) — A misunderstanding over remarks by former presidential hopeful John Kerry at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, has drawn swarms of camera-wielding paparazzi to the Massachusetts senator, forcing him to beef up his security detail.

The problem began after Sen. Kerry said that the United States has become an “international pariah.” However, gossip among news reporters in dozens of languages using the terms “pariah” and “Kerry” led some to think that the lanky Yankee was actually pop star Mariah Carey.

European fans clustered with the photographers, shouting out requests that Sen. Kerry sing Mariah Carey’s greatest hits like, “I Don’t Wanna Cry,” “Someday” and “Can’t Let Go.” - by satrist Scott Ott / ScrappleFace

The embedded video clip says it all… We are waiting for the sure to follow Jane Fonda / John Kerry photo op which should have all the over 50 crowd strolling down memory lane.


Vote This Post DownVote This Post Up (No Ratings Yet)
Loading ... Loading ...


Share This


You can follow any discussion by checking the eMail notification box below the grey comment area or by linking our RSS 2.0 comment feed. Trackbacks and Pingbacks have been turned off because of spamming morons. -- Thanks -- ZZ N&S Staff


AddThis Social Bookmark Button AddThis Feed Button

Comments

Be the first to comment on this entry.

Have your say:

Fields in bold are required. Email addresses are never published or distributed to anyone.
The following minimal HTML code is allowed:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>
Please keep comments relevant. Off-topic, offensive or inappropriate comments will be nuked. -- Admin

  1. THE POLLING PLACE !!

    Which do you believe is the most likely match up in November?

    Poll Ends: No Expiry
    Loading ... Loading ...

    1. Subscribe with Bloglines

      • Subscribe RSS
      Subscribe to ZZ News RSS Feed with these Feed Readers




      For Free eMail Subscription enter your eMail address:

      Delivered by FeedBurner


      Click to VARB!

      Play These 3 Games


    2. There are hundreds more at OpenWeb Downloads which you can play or embed...
      Find Out How!



    3. Subscribe with Bloglines
    4. Subscribe in NewsGator Online




    5. ::Top World News::



    1. zz linkz::

      Culture Blogs -  Blog Catalog Blog Directory

      ZardozZ
      ZZ OpenWeb
      ZZ OpenWeb Directory
      ZZ OpenRing Blogring
      ZZ Buttons and Banners
      ZZ Buttons and Banners II

      bloglines::

    2. Blogarama - The Blog Directory
    3. Listed in LS Blogs

    4. For Free eMail Subscription enter your eMail address:

      Delivered by FeedBurner


  2. Recent Posts:

  3. Archives & Search:

  4. PayLoadZ Shareware:


  5. ZZ News and Satire Is...