Bush to Convert to Islam



Here is a real piece of satirical genius… — [Hat Tip: Scott Ott]

(WASHINGTON) — Just hours after the release of al Qaeda leader Usama bin Laden’s latest video message inviting all Americans to convert to Islam, U.S. President George said he would “seriously consider the offer, because it sure would simplify the war in Iraq.” “If I convert to Islam and order all of our troops to do the same,” said Mr. Bush, “we can stay in Iraq indefinitely, drop the restrictive rules of engagement, save a lot of money by using cheap, unguided bombs, clear neighborhoods flat out, blow up mosques with impunity and still go to heaven — not to mention that I’d get more favorable coverage from the U.S. news media.” The president added that he might convert to Islam just to “find out what it’s like to be a man who wears a dress and a bonnet and dyes his hair like a girl.” — as reported by satirist Scott Ott / ScrappleFace

This sounds like one of the best strategies yet to come out of the administration. What if all our troops converted to Islam and stayed in Iraq indefinitely? LOL… that would be the camel’s meow !!

Anyone sense nervousness from the Democrats with Osama bin Laden taking the airwaves again reminding Americans that we are at war with his Neanderthal culture ? Are you wondering what Barack O-Bomb-A is thinking just about now – with that sound alike moniker of his?? Politics… you gotta love it !




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