Inner Secrets of Hillary Clinton’s Health Care Plan



We have uncovered information from the most unreliable of sources that discloses the underpinnings of the Hillary Clinton 1 Trillion Dollar Health Care Plan… — [Hat Tip: Scott Ott]

(WASHINGTON) — After a disastrous foray into health policy-making during her years as First Lady, Sen. Hillary Clinton has learned from her mistakes, and today will unveil a universal health care plan that avoids the complexity of her earlier effort.At the heart of the Democrat presidential candidate’s new “American Health Choices Plan” are three simple federal mandates. The government would require all American families…

1) to carry personal health insurance,
2) to abort all children after the first 1.5 live births per household,
3) and to euthanize senior citizens when their quality of life dips below the national average.

“Children and the elderly are the biggest drain on our health care system,” said Sen. Clinton. “It’s simple economics that the ultimate solution would eliminate the major expenses. The secret to universal coverage is to reduce the number of potential patients in the universe.”

Presidential rival Sen. Barack Obama, D-Il, said Mrs. Clinton’s plan “offers nothing new…just a restatement of the platform of our Democratic National Committee.” — as reported by Scott Ott

This platform should really resonate with her on again off again love affair with supporters at MoveOn.Org and who knows, maybe there will even be a full page ad taken out in the NY Times in the coming days to really flush out the details… LOL — way to go Scott




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