Hamas and Carter Conclude Unilateral Peace Talks
(RAMALLAH) — Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter and the terror group Hamas, in a joint news conference today, announced they had successfully completed the third round of one-party talks aimed at bringing peace to the Jewish territories that border on the Palestinian state.
In a moment reminiscent of the famous 1978 handshake at Camp David among Mr. Carter, Egyptian President Anwar Saadat and Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin, Mr. Carter today embraced exiled Hamas leader Khaled Meshal then each man kissed the tomb of former Palestinian Leader Yassir Arafat.
While no one would reveal the details of the intramural peace settlement, Mr. Carter noted that the deal is so comprehensive that it’s “likely to meet the approval of nearly every legitimate nation in the Middle East.” — as reported by satirist Scott Ott / Scrappleface
You can follow any discussion by checking the eMail notification box below the grey comment area or by linking our RSS 2.0 comment feed. Trackbacks and Pingbacks have been turned off because of spamming morons. -- Thanks -- ZZ N&S Staff
|
Permalink URL: http://zardozz.com/zz/2008/04/hamas-and-carter-conclude-unilateral-peace-talks.html |



(RAMALLAH) — Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter and the terror group Hamas, in a joint news conference today, announced they had successfully completed the third round of one-party talks aimed at bringing peace to the Jewish territories that border on the Palestinian state.
[Please Rate This Post]







































Have your say:
Fields in bold are required. Email addresses are never published or distributed to anyone.
The following minimal HTML code is allowed:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>Please keep comments relevant. Off-topic, offensive or inappropriate comments will be nuked. -- Admin