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Top 3 Gay Marriage Cartoons of the Week



You can bet that gay marriage will be one of those main stream American issues that will clearly help moderates and independents decide what party they want in the White House influencing the Supreme Court makeup. We’ve chosen three political cartoons that captures the moment in all its rainbow colored glory.

It will be interesting to see if John McCain will be able to hold his own against the silver tongued Barack H. Obama during the summer. Obama is so far to the left that Karl Marx is clicking his heels and grinning from ear to ear in his grave at the thought of seeing our Constitution re-written by activist judges.


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Gay Quasi-Marriage Established by Gay Activist Judges



Listen to the unspeakable animated truth regarding Gay “Quasi-Marriage” from Right Wing Ralphie. Courtesy of Mark Fiore. Thank you Mark !!


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Hamas Peace Partners Attack Israel - Where is Jimmy Carter ?



This time it was a four-ton truck bomb, stopped by vigilant security guards before it could cross the Gaza border: Palestinian truck bomber attacks border crossing.

GAZA (Reuters) - A truck laden with four tonnes of explosives blew up near an Israeli border crossing with the Hamas-ruled Gaza Strip on Thursday but only the suicide bomber was killed in the blast heard 30 km (18 miles) away.

Amazingly, even after this, Reuters Palestinian propagandist Nidal al-Mughrabi still parrots the Hamas talking points about opening the border:

Egyptian efforts to secure a Gaza truce to end Israeli raids and cross-border rocket attacks by militants have so far been unsuccessful. Hamas said Israel’s refusal to agree to reopen borders as soon as a truce goes into effect was delaying a deal. lgf


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Ted Kennedy Tumor is a Glioma



The prognosis for Ted Kennedy is not the best given the type of tumor that has invaded his brain tissue. Regardless of any distaste for his politics, we urge our readers to take the high road and keep him in their prayers. It’s the moral and the “right” thing to do…

(WASHINGTON - Reuters) - A diagnosis of malignant glioma is grave news for Massachusetts Sen. Edward Kennedy, brain experts said on Tuesday.

A malignant glioma kills half its victims within a year and patients rarely survive more than three years. Even surgery cannot cure such a tumor, which sends fingers of cancerous cells into nooks and crannies of the brain, doctors agreed.

However, Kennedy, 76, has a chance of extending his life with chemotherapy — the preferred drug is a pill with few side-effects — and radiation.

“A diagnosis of a malignant brain tumor can be one of the most terrifying diagnoses that patients or their loved ones can hear,” said Dr. Keith Black, chairman of the department of neurosurgery at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Kennedy suffered a seizure on Saturday and has been undergoing tests in the hospital ever since. A biopsy — a little sample of brain tissue — confirmed a malignant glioma. More…


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Hillary: I Still Have a Cushion - It’s Not Over



(KENTUCKY) — Hillary Clinton is down to bare knuckles telling a Maysville KY crowd today that it is “nowhere near over.”

“I’m going to make [my case] until we have a nominee,” she told the crowd at a local high school, “but we’re not going to have one today and we’re not going to have one tomorrow and we’re not going to have one the next day.

“This is nowhere near over, none of us is going to have the number of delegates we’re going to need to get to the nomination,” she proclaimed.

Clinton feels neither candidate will have the necessary 2,210 delegates by the last primary on June 3, the number she says is needed because she argues Michigan’s and Florida’s delegates must in fact be counted. That seems to be her near term battlefront and it appears she is serious about taking that battle to the convention.

The Obama campaign has said that after Oregon and Kentucky’s primaries on Tuesday, they will have the majority of the pledged delegates.

But Clinton told supporters that she has the lead in the popular vote.

“Right now, more people have voted for me than have voted for my opponent,” she said. “More people have voted for me than for anybody ever running for president before,” she added, referring to previous Democratic primaries.

Sen Clinton is convinced that the geopolitical map in the end will be more important to the super delegates than the regular delegate count. Playing on a fear that although Obama may seem popular, he does not have enough of the “center” to win in November.

“The states I’ve won total 300 electoral votes,” she said, explaining that 270 electoral votes are needed to win in November and that many of the states Obama has won will go for John McCain then .

“I still have a cushion if you look at all the states that I have won and take out those that may not be in our column come the fall. My opponent has 217 electoral votes from places like Alaska and Idaho and Utah and Kansas and Nebraska and many of his votes and his delegates come from caucus states, which have a relatively low turnout,” Clinton said.

While Obama has all but written off Kentucky, Hillary makes this observation to the superdelegates…

“You know, Kentucky has a history of picking presidents,” she said. “People don’t get elected president without winning Kentucky.”

You have to give her credit for being a fighter. The Clintons know that to get another shot at the White House, they need to dominate the party internally from this point forward and split it into two camps over the next four years if Hillary is not successful. Eitherway, Obama will have his hands full politically behind the scenes, regardless of the unifying rhetoric Sen Clinton may espouse if indeed she is not nominated. ed. – ZZNS


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McCain’s Comedy on SNL: Some Advice for Democrats



John McCain on Saturday Night Live. Wow! No sign of temper here and the audience seems to have enjoyed it. American politics… a comedy in its own right!!


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Top Five Polygamy Cartoons of the Week







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What Hillary and Eight Belles Have in Common



Tasteless I know, but true…


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U.S. of KKKA Endorses Hillary Clinton



The US of KKKA link to ABC News footage will remain front and center in this campaign going forward as the ultimate wedge issue, race, takes front and center in the Democrat presidential campaign… How ironic…

(WASHINGTON) — Just a day after Sen. Hillary Clinton told a reporter that she dominates presidential rival Sen. Barack Obama among less-educated white Democrats, the former First Lady announced she had garnered the crucial endorsement of the U.S. of KKKA, a non-profit liberal think tank “that works to advance certain traditional values.”

A spokesman for the little-known, but influential group, said its leaders had been on the fence about whom to endorse before a video surfaced in which Mr. Obama’s pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, made disparaging remarks about the organization.

Sen. Clinton, in welcoming the U.S. of KKKA backing, said, “Support from white Democrats, especially those who would never vote for a non-white candidate, has been the cornerstone of my campaign to date.”

“Let’s face it, there are white racists and there are black racists,” said Sen. Clinton. “But because whites outnumber blacks about 8-to-1, any candidate who wants the Democrat presidential nomination has to win the white-racist vote. In state after state, across this great land, I have demonstrated I can deliver.”

In an effort to extend an olive branch to black racists who currently support Mr. Obama, she added, “Of course, when I’m elected president, I’ll represent all racists equally, without regard to color or nation of origin!” -– as reported by satirist Scott Ott / ScrappleFace


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Contagious New Virus Identified by CDC



Submitted by one of our readers…

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest state store or distributor and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

— [Hat Tip: megitt33] Thanks Meg. We will all be sure to avoid work like the plague! :)


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