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With less than a few hours remaining in 2012, our so called “leaders” in Washington should still have plenty of time to find the most promising spot to kick on our fiscal garbage can in order to send it way down Pennsylvania Ave and well away from the White House for the next Congress to deal with. Oh happy days!
President Obama yesterday signed an executive order to stop deporting children of illegal aliens opening the door for a massive wave of illegal immigration of pregnant women across our southern border in an effort to be given amnesty at some point because their children will have the right to stay in the U.S. Rather than focus on SECURING OUR BORDERS this President, for clearly political purposes, has decided to thumb his nose at our legislative system. This action is so blatantly political that it has all the earmarks of backfiring on him. What if the Republican House now puts together a bill based on Mark Rubio’s vision for handling illegal immigration with a provision similar to his executive order… How can the Democratic led Senate reject bringing it to a vote?
Republicans can turn this into a win for themselves – and with Sen. Marko Rubio (R), as a potential VP running mate, this tactic might just backfire on the President that would be King, Barrack Obama.
Some are wondering if this royal decree might not also apply to himself as many still question if in fact he was actually born in the U.S. Ok…a satirical title and idea? Sure we know, but why not play to the insanity emanating from Washington? It’s this year’s free three ring circus.
President Obama returned Friday to a trusted tactic — satisfying his political allies by not doing something.
Conservatives were angry when Janet Napolitano announced the administration would stop deporting certain undocumented immigrants but they should have seen it coming. On issue after issue – gay rights, drug enforcement, Internet gambling, school achievement standards – the administration has chosen to achieve its goals by a method best described as passive-aggressive…
… As of Friday, the federal government won’t deport undocumented immigrants under age 30 who came to the United States as children. It is a temporary, de facto implementation of a part of the stalled DREAM Act.
The result: a loud message to Hispanic voters to remember Obama in November.
On gay rights, too, the administration has asked agencies to do less. In February 2011 the Justice Department announced it would not defend DOMA against court challenges — an unusual step for the agency, which typically defends legal challenges to laws on the books. But the 1996 law, which bars the government from recognizing same-sex marriage, appears headed to the U.S. Supreme Court via either the 9th or 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals.
In August, Obama’s DHS announced it would no longer deport the non-citizen spouses of gay Americans — a direct contradiction to DOMA as well.
The tactic has its start in the earliest days of the administration. In October 2009, the DOJ announced it would not prosecute medical marijuana users or suppliers in states where it’s legal, despite the state laws contradicting federal law. Federal law generally trumps state law in such matters.
Sometimes you just have to sit back and enjoy the day. This morning I received a very interesting eMail from a friend in Singapore containing some deep insight that applies to every government around the world…
The Four Cats
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were:
The first man was an Engineer,
The second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and
The fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, “T-square, do your stuff.”
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart!
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, “Spreadsheet, do your stuff.”
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good!
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, “Measure, do your stuff.”
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
Exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good!
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, “What can your cat do?”
The Government Employee called his cat and said, “CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.”
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet…….
Ate the cookies……..
Drank the milk…..
Sh*t on the paper…….
Screwed the other three cats……..
Claimed he injured his back while doing so.
Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions…….
Put in for Workers Compensation………………and
Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave…………
AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!
So Let It Be Written…. So Let It Be Done !
The food police… Coming to a theater near you…
All of us guys love women, but their are just a few types that we find extra special when we are out drinking. These are the ones we love:
The Drunk Chick
But You Have to Watch Out For: The Responsible One
This chick is heard from anywhere in the bar. “Yee-Haw!” Shot Time”… Now what comes next is key to what level drunk chick you are dealing with. If it’s, ‘Give me 3 Shots of Wild Turkey! Yeehaw!’ She is a veteren, and you better be ready for anything. She’ll be crazy but if you don’t watch out you’ll wake up in the drunk tank next to Deisel hurting because you a tattoo of I Heart Rhonda on your chest. Now If your wrecked girl screams ‘A Round of Lemon Drops!’ Your not in the clear, but its a little less stressful. Your chicks a lot of fun but thats why “The Responsible One” will be on guard. Having a highly talented wingman available will come in handy here.
But You Gotta Watch Out For: The Old Overweight Flirt
She will be smoking. Literally and physically. This cougar is not bashful and she couldn’t care less who knows it. Tonight the beauty is roaming the prairie. No need for the pickup lines, your offensive shirts are not going to turn her off, she likes the shocker on your shirt. A friend who will get with anyone will be a key benefit going into this because eventually “The Old Overweight Flirt” will accompany the cougar.
But You Have to Watch Out For: The Bitch
The only catch with this is… She is usually “The Bitch”. But you can’t blame her, if you figure it out and figure she has been hit on no less than 20 times per day since she was 13, and were lookin at 10′s of thousands of “Hey Girl, if you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.” But when your game is perfect and your shirt is perfect, you might just just be lucky enough to her those 4 little words. “I have a husband”
But You Gotta Watch Out For: Your Boys
You walk in to the bar and do a quick check of the available chicks. Her, not her, maybe her, hell no, her in a heart beat, and then… not with my your penis. But as the booze and shots go down, that tally starts to get fuzzy… your brain and wang some how become your worst enemy and then slowly that land beast in a t-shirt turns into the ‘possibly’ that you crossed off earlier. She is ready and willing. She giggles at your crappy jokes, she likes your funny tshirts. Your boys have takin off because they are hurting from laughing at you. But she needs lovin and your gonna chew your arm off in the morning.
Global snow job…